Merry Christmas

Sick of silent nights and sugar-coated greetings? This card cuts through the tinsel and tells it like it is. Whether you're full of cheer or barely holding it together, “Merry Fucking Christmas” gets the job done — festively, honestly, and with just enough sparkle to pass as polite.

• Folded card (11.7 x 18.2 cm) blank inside for your seasonal venting or genuine goodwill.

• Printed on 400gsm premium matte stock that feels more expensive than your last Secret Santa gift

• Comes with white envelope, because wrapping paper is a scam

• Designed by hand + printed in Australia and ready to rescue you from generic holiday crap
  

Give the gift of honesty this year. Your tree might be fake, but your feelings don’t have to be.

Bundle of 10 — save $10

For people who text the group chat at 3am. Stock your drawer. Save a friendship. Start a tradition. Just don’t fuck it up. Choose any 10 cards from the range — same pretty watercolour, same irreverent sentiments, just more of it.

Discounts applied at checkout.